blualbino: (you won't be leaving my arms ever)
2010-09-21 02:53 pm

Implausibilty

THERE IS A STORY BEHIND THIS, I SWEAR. Currently I'm writing Inception fic of angst and doom (that you can read a tiny snippet of here if you would like to verify the angst) and to cheer myself up I wrote the most ridiculous thing I possibly could.

So here's 500 words of Arthur and Eames ON UNICORNS.

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:D?
blualbino: (ranma darling)
2010-09-15 02:48 pm

Crossposting. Sort of.

Just realized that even though I wrote this back in August (for [profile] spnrarepairs) I never actually linked it back to my journal, so.

Title: When Life Gives You Lemons (Make Lemon Drops)
Author/Artist: [personal profile] blualbino
Recipient: [personal profile] morganoconner
Pairing: Gabriel/Crowley
Rating: R
Warnings: Wing!fic, magical bonding
Summary: In the course of an acquisition Crowley manages to tether himself to an archangel. A very annoying archangel. (Or: Crowley tries to have his cake and eat it too, and ends up with no cake and a Gabriel.)
Word Count: ~3,800

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"If there is one person or more on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal."

I'm not the most interactive person on lj, but y'all on my flist are crazy awesome. Really <33333.

okay, omg, i have like fifteen tabs open and a reading list and it's all inception fic WHAT DO I DO THIS FANDOM IS SO FAAAAAAAAST.
blualbino: Mmm, vampire lips (Default)
2010-08-28 03:55 am
Entry tags:

Sexy!Llama invites you in...



This'll make more sense if you go here first.

five acts meme! )
blualbino: Mmm, vampire lips (Default)
2010-08-03 03:18 pm

Fair Trade

I have to thank [livejournal.com profile] super_seme04  for her much greater understanding of Crowley's badassitude <3

And how exactly does one go about crossposting a threesome?

Fair Trade
R | Dean/Castiel/Crowley (mostly Dean/Castiel, Crowley’s just awesome) | ~940 words
Nothing comes free. (Also, Crowley’s a pimp.)
Kiss - Experimental: Threeway. My Card.

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blualbino: She's dangerous (my bad reputation)
2010-07-31 11:54 pm

Hustle

I've been looking for an excuse to write Girl!Winchesters for so long, you don't even know.

Hustle
PG | Girl!Team Free Will, preslash Girl!Dean/Girl!Cas | ~1,500 words
The Winchesters are short on money and Castiel is really not helping.
AU: other: Genderbent

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blualbino: (run for the hills)
2010-07-24 05:56 pm

Jared's Weirdness (and Other Things)

The fact that I actually like Jared/Misha seems to surprise a lot of people.

Jared’s Weirdness (and Other Things)
PG-13 | Jared/Misha | ~600 words
This all has to be a weird prank, right?
kiss - Greetings: Goodbye. My Card.

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blualbino: Mmm, vampire lips (Default)
2010-07-22 09:50 pm

Masterpost: Catch a Dream

Weakened and faithless, Castiel seeks refuge as far away from the Winchesters as he can, while Sam tries to pick up the pieces left behind by Jo and Ellen's deaths. When forces beyond their control push Castiel into danger, Dean and Sam venture into a world where everything is not always what it seems to be to bring him back. And they will bring him back, as long as they don't get lost along the way, as long as the dreams Sam are having of Lucifer are only in his head, and as long as Castiel actually wants to be saved.

Pairing: Dean/Castiel, Sam/Lucifer
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~28,00 words
Warnings/Spoilers: Situations that could be interpreted as dub-con, brain washing, violence, gambling, food kink.

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Single Post (dreamwidth) | Art  | Notes & Acknowledgements
blualbino: Mmm, vampire lips (✈ (king))
2010-07-21 11:20 pm

Close Your Eyes

Hey, so I watched True Blood. I love it. Have some fic. (I also apparently steal titles from The Beatles now too, awesome.)

ALSO OMG MY BIG BANG POSTING DATE IS IN TWO DAYS. BRB SHAKING AND CRYING.

Close Your Eyes (and I’ll Kiss You)
PG-13 | Sam/Bill | ~500 words (but definitely on the plus side of that.)
“I’m so hungry,” Bill rumbles.
kiss - body: neck. My Card.

it's for kissbingo? )

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blualbino: Mmm, vampire lips (Default)
2010-07-20 11:40 pm

I fail at kink memes

... because out of the kajillion I had picked out to write, I only finished one. /o\ (I also fail at DW because I'm not bothering to xpost.)

dean/cas, Dean uses a cock ring on Cas and keeps him on edge for hours before letting him come. )
blualbino: Mmm, vampire lips (make them good girls go bad)
2010-07-19 01:42 am

Problem Children

War and Gabe are fucked up, yo.

Problem Children
NC-17 | Gabriel/War | ~1,100 words
“I think I’m going to tear you open,” War says.
kink: dirty talk ( + violence, pain and bloodplay, moderately abusive relationship (D:)) My card.

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blualbino: (BOO YOU WHORE)
2010-06-28 12:29 am

The Clutch

Yarr, here be The fast and The Furious porn, for Rainey. Thanks to Seme for the title and general you-suck-at-this-fandom-so-I-shall-help-you-ness. And yes, I do get to talk like a pirate and make up terms because I just wrote more than half my deancasbigbang in two days and I am just that cool. *brags*

The Clutch
NC-17 | Brian/Jesse | ~ 800 words
“Shut up, and stop telling people about our sex life.”
Kink: Begging

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blualbino: Mmm, vampire lips (Default)
2010-06-20 01:56 am

I'm Forever Yours

You guys. YOU GUYS. This is the porniest porn to ever porn, I don't even. It's also the sequel to this (being that thing where Dean watches Cas get it on with some chick from a bar) that I promised to write roughly eight years ago. It can be read as a standalone per kink_bingo rules and because, y'know, it's porn. Title yet again from Chiodos.

I’m Forever Yours
NC-17 LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER | Dean/FC, Dean/Castiel | ~1,600
Dean has a really, really good idea about how to get Cas’ attention.
Kink: Voyeurism (+ mild exibintionism, rimming). My Card.

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blualbino: (find me somebody)
2010-06-18 11:33 pm
Entry tags:

Return of the Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorn

After Hours
NC-17 | Will/Finn | ~950 words
In which Finn is jealous and Will really doesn’t want to get fired.
Kink: In public. My card.

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blualbino: Mmm, vampire lips (Default)
2010-06-18 10:11 am

Poooooooooooooooooooorn

My first kink_bingo fic! My Card.

Crayon
NC-17| Sam/Gabriel | ~1000 words
"This is considered relaxing in some cultures."

"They don't have you."
Kink: Waxplay

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blualbino: She's dangerous (my bad reputation)
2010-06-18 10:11 am

Poooooooooooooooooooorn

My first kink_bingo fic! My Card.

Crayon
NC-17| Sam/Gabriel | ~1000 words
"This is considered relaxing in some cultures."

"They don't have you."
Kink: Waxplay

Read more... )

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blualbino: Mmm, vampire lips (Default)
2010-06-17 09:35 pm
blualbino: (find me somebody)
2010-06-12 02:27 am
Entry tags:

Misinformation

Glee!fic. Anyone think I was out of this fandom? Me too.

Misinformation
PG | Will/Finn, Sue | ~2,400
"Illegal teacher-student fraternization."


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